TitaniumRome

its like hes been watching too much Man V Food and Bizarre Foods

*pays 1,000 gold for the journey and attack at England

Location: London, England, 1945

lets start off with a few things I like to call Poison Spells

*drops 20 poison spells around the city, causing 2/5 of londons population to die from the poison spells, 1/3 of the 2/5 population being of the british Military, and the rest to the public

BOMBS AWAY!!!

*shoots 3 artilery at giant bombs so they go off and explode before sending in hog riders and risking them killed by the giant bombs

alright, lets send in the Anomaly Hog Riders And The WitchArd!

*sends 24 hog riders to attack the defenses on front, while sending in 12 wizards and 6 witches on the back doing the actual damage

*deploys Castle Rienforcements containing 2 more witches, 2 more wizards, and the Twin barbarians and pretty Archer

*fires 1 more artilery at 2 more giant bombs next to each other to not face risk of losing troops

*places Heal Spell on the Hog Riders so they can heal

*freezes inferno towers and wizard towers, one of the hog riders weaknesses

all wizard towers get destroyed and 1 inferno tower is down

*heals and rages hog riders to defeat the final inferno tower guarding the "Royal" Castle of London, where Churchill will be waiting

*british military tries to fight back, but the witch's and wizard's love is too strong to ever be destroyed

*advances to the castle

*sends in the Royal Heroes: Barbarian King and Archer Queen

*freezes Churchill, slays him, and then, the royals destroy the Castle, them

BOOM!!! all of england is destroyed, now under real Royal Control

*scottish army comes to invade us, this time with GoWiPe Your Eyes (Golems+Wizards+Pekkas)

*releases the stolen Shock launchers and Rocket Launchers, Boom Cannons, and Inferno Towers quickly kills all Golems

*all wizards deployed right away encounter a giant bomb, forgot to set it off before it explodes, giant bomb explodes and kills all wizards

*Spainish Army arrives with a LavaLoonIon Attack

*Pekkas from scottish military destroy the junk on the outside, allowing a Hidden tesla to pop up, zap the pekkas constantly and with damage, kills all 3 pekkas all of a sudden, tries to deploy royals and rienforcements, but fails by the inferno towers

*scottish army surrenders and now Scotland is Ours!

*Lava Hounds  quickly die and heroes right away die by the air defenses and the stolen Ottoman Empire Cannons

*Balloons and Minions slowly go down by the air sweeper and air defenses, air bomb triggers, kills all minions, does most damage to balloons, right away shot down from the Archer Towers stolen from Finland

*does not deploy rienforcements, spain surrenders

NOW ALL OF EURASIA IS OURS! NOW LETS GO AND INVADE THE ReST OF THE AMERICAS

*after many more successful attacks, only africa and australlia remain free from royal control

Operation Eurasia Over

Result: Success

Next Operation: Operation Africa

Next Continent Target: Africa (6th continent to attack)

Last Operation: Operation Australi-DOOM

Last Operation Target: Sydney, Australlia (your hometown, Melody)

I tried feeding a pack of Hog Riders with ProtoType RadioActive Juice, and instead of them dying, they grew together, strong, strong enouygh already to defeat Winston Churchill of England, he shall surrender when I attack England!

good idea, professor!

hmm, lets see what should we experiment the anomalies with? hmmm, lets use it on the Hog Riders, or as some of you better known him as, Mr. T riding a Hog

now, to be honest here, back in 1945, the hog riders used to suck. in fact they were the worst troops in the game,too expensive, took long time to train, attacked anything, and got shot down easily.

now lets test them with n**i DNA

mwahahahaha! its been complete! the Anomaly Hog Rider, new ability: shorter train time, price dropped, more health, more power from changing from a normal hammer to a Thor's Hammer, and the best part: THEY NOW ATTACK DEFENSES!!!! this will be worthy, now lets upgrade our heal spells....wonder what they will do

YES!!! THE HEAL SPELL DOES 50% MORE HEALING TO HOG RIDERS THAN OTHER TROOPS!

now lets test on some other troops

mwahahaha, more combinations!

LavaLoonIon

BalloonIon

GIzEaler

GoWiPe (Your Eyes)

GoWiWi (Your thingy)

WiGoWiPe (Your Laughter)

LaGon

(I Just) BaRch (Your Village)

GoWiPe (Your Eyes Cuz You're About To Be Destroyed By) Hog

WitchArd (Your Crush aka Witch+Wizard make a perfect deadly couple)

and, we have the ultimate one:

Royal Destruction (Every Troop United)

the ProtoTypes for the nazis were perfect! although nazis may be stupid in society, they are some evil geniuses, and that was exactly what I was looking for

now, its time to call:

LETS ATTACK ENGLAND!!!

*pays 1,000 gold to attack Germany, 1945

*deploys a bunch of golems, lava hounds, pekkas, giants, balloons, dragons, and pretty much everything else just to distract the soviet union

me: alex, matt, and dawn, youre coming with me to hitlrs bunker

*we invade hitlrs secure bunker from the back, highly guarded by a bunch of soldiers

*releases the stolen arabian shock launcher to shock the troops, and 2 flamethrowers to burn them to death

*grabs a bag, stuffs hitlr in it, and runs out of here

*royal army changes army target and changes task from distracting the soviets and reds to capturing the n**i army

*hitlr, the royals, the magical army, and everything else, magically disappears with the Smoke Infect-Your-Enemy's-Eyes Spell

*steals the n**i's loot with some artilery

Battle OutCome:

Soldiers Deployed: 77

Soldiers Lost: 0

Soldiers Missing: 0

Powder Used For Spells/Artilery: 50

Powder On Artilery: 15

Powder On Heal Spells: 4

Powder On Smoke (Your Eyes) Spell: 20

Powder On Missle Artilery: 11

Gold Stolen: 17, 639, 028

Powder Stolen: 87

Tanks Hijacked: 63

Supply Cargos Stolen: 64, 823, 085

Soldiers Captured: 89, 547, 028

Medics Captured: 364

Battle Results: Victory

Rare Victory Quote For Battle: Love Capturing Evil MasterMinds (Better Than Me) Every Minute Cuz it Makes Me So Alive!!!

okay, weve already captured Vietnam and Russia! Viva! Now Asia is ours!

we also stole all the sweet gadgets, guns, and tanks from the Sweedish, and the Finnish have inspired us to rise up fine prices for being bad and drunk drivers.

alright, lets go back to 1945, on April, to make another evil move

lets get Adolf H****r out of the bunker where he "commited suicide", bring him to the future, and we will use him (yea, we're fooling h****r) so we can conquer more forces of Europe, theres a few twists though:

-all jews, communists, and any other group of race or religion that has been tortured by h****r's nazis will not be tortured this time (im also a considerate villain), but thats becuz im a Royal, not a n**i

-he will be high in my ranks, but low enough so he cant try to ruin the operation

-we will capture hitlrs n**i army and political army, and the other nazis, train them in the ways of RoyShowGaun, aka The Royal's Way (Roayl version of Bushido), and attack FRANCE AND THE UK!!!

-bury the n**i religion to the graves of Hades of Greece so that way no one will ever re discover n**i and try to rebel or ruin

but first, we must block the Soviet Union's army, delay them from pushing boundarys to Berlin

time to raid, Royals, we got some Nazis to convert

there is 4 possible answers to this question

it all depends on the month and the kind of year were in, either normal or leap

January=5,580 Pounds (31 days)

Febuary (Normal Year)=5,040 Pounds (28 Days)

Febuary (Leap Year)=5,220 Pounds (29 Days)

March=5,580 Pounds (31 Days)

April=5,400 Pounds (30 Days)

May=5,580 Pounds (31 Days)

June=5,400 Pounds (30 Days)

July=5,580 Pounds (31 Days)

August=5,580 Pounds (31 Days)

September=5,400 Pounds (30 Days)

October=5,580 Pounds (31 Days)

November=5,400 Pounds (30 Days)

December=5,580 Pounds (31 Days

How To Find The Possible Answers:

January, March, May, July, August, October, December (Each Have 31 Days): $${\mathtt{180}}{\mathtt{\,\times\,}}{\mathtt{31}} = {\mathtt{5\,580}}$$ Pounds

April, June, September, November (Each Have 30 Days): $${\mathtt{180}}{\mathtt{\,\times\,}}{\mathtt{30}} = {\mathtt{5\,400}}$$ Pounds

Febuary (Normal Year=28 Days): $${\mathtt{180}}{\mathtt{\,\times\,}}{\mathtt{28}} = {\mathtt{5\,040}}$$ Pounds

Febuary (Leap Year=29 Days): $${\mathtt{180}}{\mathtt{\,\times\,}}{\mathtt{29}} = {\mathtt{5\,220}}$$ Pounds

Q: If You Earn 180 Pounds A Day, How Many Do You Earn After 1 Month?

A: All Of The Above, The Month To Choose Is Your Choice

$${\mathtt{76\,578}}{\mathtt{\,\small\textbf+\,}}{\mathtt{38}} = {\mathtt{76\,616}}$$

$${\mathtt{3\,100}}{\mathtt{\,\times\,}}{\mathtt{0.291\: \!7}} = {\mathtt{904.27}}$$